Caliopie

Hey!  You're still reading?  Cool! 

Well listen.  If you think you can handle one more story about my kids, I think I'm about to have a good one for you. 

(If you don't know my other kids, Isadora and Plato, you might want to take a minute to meet them, since they are very involved
in Caliopie's life and the story hereafter.  If you don't know who Llama Mama is, you definitely need to start with these, and don't worry. 
I'll wait while you read.  It's more than worth it.  Especially if you've never rocked with Llama Mama!)

Isadora
Plato & Llama Mama

This is my baby girl, Caliopie.  Sure, she's Plato's twin, so I know they're the same age, but you know how it is with girls and dads.  Well.  If you have daughters. 

Caliopie's always been the one who loved to give me a heart attack.  Whether it was scuba diving in the toilet when she was a rug rat, to turning
the bathtub into a pirate ship and making her brother walk the plank, or emailing me pictures like this one from college... 
Oh, there's more but I can't possibly list it all without going faint. 

All that to say that I thought Caliopie had already done everything possible to weaken her old dad's heart, but I was wrong.  She has gone one step further.  Caliopie called me last week and said:

"Dad, I've signed on to do a reality tv show, you've gotta watch ok?  I can't tell you anything about it.  You HAVE to watch though.  And oh yeah, tell Mom not to cry."

How can a Dad not be scared to death after getting a phone call like that?  Of course Kaylynn and I watched the program.  We had no idea what to expect.  But it was noting like we expected.

Maybe you'd like to watch too?

The Heiress